Diary of paritosh tyagihttp://paritoshtyagi.rediffiland.com/Diary of paritosh tyagien-usbe careful
Just at that time a call Came in and he answered it with the
Instrument still connected to the outlet.


After a few seconds electricity flowed into the cell phone unrestrained and the young man was thrown to the ground with a heavy thud.

His parents rushed to the room only to find him unconscious, with a weak heartbeat and burnt fingers.


He was rushed to the nearby hospital, but was pronounced dead on arrival.

Cell phones are a very useful modern invention.





However, we must be aware that it can also be an instrument of death.

Never use the cell phone while it is hooked to the electrical outlet!







FORWARD THIS TO THE PEOPLE THAT MATTER IN YOUR LIFE!!!!

]]>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:47:20 +0530http://paritoshtyagi.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/04/09/be-careful-1.htmlgood oneabout famous churches around the
World.



So he bought a plane ticket and
took a trip to China .



On his first day he was inside a
church taking photographs when
he Noticed a golden telephone
mounted on the wall with a sign
that read '$10,000 per call'.



The American, being intrigued,
asked a priest who was strolling
by what
The telephone was used for.



The priest replied that it was a
direct line to heaven and that for
$10,000 you could talk to God.



The American thanked the priest
and went along his way.



Next stop was in Japan . There, at
a very large cathedral, he saw the
Same golden telephone with the
same sign under it.



He wondered if this was the same
kind of telephone he saw in
China and
He asked a nearby nun what its
purpose was.



She told him that it was a direct
line to heaven and that for
$10,000
He Could talk to God.



'O.K., thank you,' said the
American.



He then travelled to Pakistan ,
Srilanka , Russia , Germanyand
France .



In every church he saw the same
golden telephone with the same
'$10,000
Per call' sign under it.
The American, upon leaving Vermont
decided to travel to up to India to
See if Indians had the same phone.



He arrived in India , and again, in
the first church he entered, there
Was the same golden telephone,
but this time the sign under it
read
'One Rupee per call.'



The American was surprised so
he asked the priest about the
sign.
'
Father, I've traveled all over
World and I've seen this same
golden
Telephone in many churches. I'm
told that it is a direct line to
Heaven,
But in the US the price was
$10,000 per call.



Why is it so cheap here?'
Readers, it is your turn........

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The priest smiled and answered,
'You're in India now, Son - it's a
Local Call'.
This is the only heaven on the Earth.



KEEP SMILING
If you are proud to be an
Indian pass this on!!!

]]>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:46:44 +0530http://paritoshtyagi.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/04/09/good-one-1.htmlU & MEMonkeys like you.. should be kept in the zoo.
Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too
Not in a cage but laughing at you...




Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.


The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?



I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
then ~ I wrote your name on my heart And....

I got a heart attack straight away...


God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.
HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi
HE saw me in dark, HE created light
HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.



Bura na mano Holi hai
















]]>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 21:13:26 +0530http://paritoshtyagi.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/03/21/U-ME-1.htmlsalary of a mpSalary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament (MP)

Monthly Salary : Rs. 12,000
Expense for Constitution per month : Rs.10,000
Office expenditure per month : Rs.14,000

Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km) : Rs.48 ,000 (For a visit to Delhi & return: 6000 km)

Daily BETA during parliament meets : Rs.500

Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train : Free (For any number of times)
(All over India )

Charge for Business Class in flights : Free for 40 trips / year
(With wife or P.A.)

Rent for MP hostel at Delhi : Free

Electricity costs at home : Free up to 50,000 units

Local phone call charge : Free up to 1,70,000 calls.

TOTAL expense for a MP per year : Rs. 32,00,000

TOTAL expense for 5 years : Rs. 1,60,00,000

For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years : Rs. 8,54,40,00,000 (nearly 855 cores)
And they are elected by THE PEOPLE OF INDIA , by the largest democratic process
in the world, not intruded into the parliament on their own or by any qualification.
This is how all our tax money is been swallowed and price hike on our regular commodities.......
Think of the great democracy we have.............

PLEASE FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO ALL CITIZENS OF INDIA.........]]>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:49:40 +0530http://paritoshtyagi.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/03/13/salary-of-a-mp-1.htmlif bill gates

IF BILL GATES START MAKING FILMS

IF BILL GATES START MAKING FILMS IN BOLLYWOOD,


NAMES OF HIS WOULD BE FILMS

1 Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai

3. Aao Chat Kare

4. Programmer No.1

5. Mera Naam Developer

6. Java Wale Job Le Jayenge

7. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein

8. Do Processor Baarah Terminal

9. Tera Code Chal Gaya

10. Har Din Jo Mail Karega

11. Network Ke Us Paar

12. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi

13. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehta Hai

14. Raju Ban Gaya MCSE .!

15. Client Ek Numbari Programmer Dus Numbari

16. Login Karo Sajana

17. Naukar PC Ka

18. 1942 -- A Bug Story

19. Kaho Na Virus Hai

20. Crash Se Crash Tak

21. Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai

22. Password De Ke Dekho

23. Terminal Apna Login Paray

************

]]>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:48:37 +0530http://paritoshtyagi.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/03/13/if-bill-gates-1.htmlhearttouching

Boys are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree.

The girls don't want to reach for the good ones because they're
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they just get the
rotten apples that are on the ground, that aren't as good, but
easy.

So the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with
them, when in reality, they are amazing.

That is why we just have to be a little patient and the right
girl, the one who takes a chance to find the good, right apple,
will come someday...


Send this to all the boys who you know are at the top of the
tree.

So Guys if u are alone...this means that u r on top....so be
confident and wait for ur time



]]>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 20:39:06 +0530http://paritoshtyagi.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/01/31/hearttouching.htmlfriendship]]>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:43:00 +0530http://paritoshtyagi.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/01/10/friendship.htmllove
See, the mountains kiss high heaven,
And the waves clasp one another;
No sister flower could be forgiven,
If it disdained its brother;
And the sunlight clasps the earth,
And the moonbeams kiss the sea;
What are all these kissings worth,
If thou kiss not me


]]>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:23:16 +0530http://paritoshtyagi.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/01/07/love-1.htmlmulakat
Kahin dubte ko, thamne ke liye sahare ki haat chahiye!
Kahin ishq me mayush ko,kisi ki pyar ki sougaat chahiye!

Par dosto hame kuch aur mile na mile, lekin,
Hame unke pyar ka umr bhar saath chahiye.....

Yun to kitne aaye gujar gaye is jindagi me,par na jaane kyun!,
In kaano ko sirf unka hi alfaaz chahiye!,

Nihaarte to hame besumaar nigahein hai,
Par hame to unki aankho ki wo shararti andaaz chahiye,

Yun to wo hamse bohot durr hai............................,
Par hame sirf unki ek choti si mulakaat chahiye.

]]>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 20:50:28 +0530http://paritoshtyagi.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/01/07/mulakat.htmldostiDosti ke mayne
Dosti ke mayne hamse kya puchte ho,
Hum abhi in baton se anjaan hain,
Sirf ek gujarish hai ke bhool na jana hame,
Kyonki aapki dosti hi hamari jaan hai.......





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